Best Fantasy Football Team Names: Movies, Players, and more

It's March—who else misses fantasy football? Us, too. While we patiently await the draft and for free agency stragglers to sign, we figured we'd spin through the best fantasy football team names.

Now, ahead of 2025, you have the chance to be the FIRST leaguemate to update their TEAM LAST NAME to something clever, funny, or even … spicy?

Let's make that search a quick one. What follows are our best fantasy football team names from the 2024 season as we turn the page to 2025, including some that you may want to avoid reading at work …

TV/Movie Names for Fantasy Football Teams

I know you're binge-watching television when the game isn't on. Here's your chance to spice up your team name with a little flare from your favorite shows.

That's What Shaheed Said (Rashid Shaheed)
You're a Wizard, Harris! (Najee Harris)
Mahomelander (Patrick Mahomes)
55 TDs, 55 waivers, 55 wins (I Think You Should Leave)
Kupp Fiction (Cooper Kupp)
The Princess McBride (Trey McBride)
I'm Just Ken! (Kenneth Walker III)
The Young and the Russ-Less (Russell Wilson)
Turd Ferguson (Jake Ferguson)
Mr. & Mrs. DeVonta Smith (DeVonta Smith)
How I Kmet Your Mother (Cole Kmet)
Hi, Amari! (Amari Cooper)
To infinity and De'Von! (De'Von Achane)
I Gotta Figure Out How to Make Mooney On This Thing (Darnell Mooney)
The Godwin Girls (Chris Godwin)
Geno 911! (Geno Smith)
Dak to the Future (Dak Prescott)
Dude, Where's My Carr? (Derek Carr)
Hot Chubb Time Machine (Nick Chubb)
I Think You Should Trade (I Think You Should Leave)
The Gang Wins a Championship (Always Sunny in Philadelphia)
Assistant to the Fantasy Manager (The Office)
60% of the Time I Win Every Time (Anchorman)
Stroudy with a Chance of Deep Balls (CJ Stroud)
The Need for Shaheed (Rashid Shaheed)
Better Call Hall (Breece Hall)

PG13

It's fine. Your mom isn't in the league.

Hock Tua (TJ Hockenson / Tua Tagovailoa)
Check Out My Penix (Michael Penix Jr.)
Two Gains, One Kupp (Cooper Kupp)
I Maye Score Tonight (Drake Maye)
Goff Balls (Jared Goff)
The Tush Push Ambush
Tight Ends and TDs
Itty Bitty TD Committee
Unsolicited Nix Pics (Bo Nix)

Fantasy Football Team Names with Music References

We can't just listen to "Waiting All Day for Sunday Night" by Carrie Underwood. Your music taste can influence a great team name and maybe even invoke a little nostalgia.

Good kid, D.A.K. City (Dak Prescott)
Kupp My Life Into Pieces (Cooper Kupp)
The Tortured Pitts Department (Kyle Pitts)
Not Like Gus (Gus Edwards)
Stairway to Evans (Mike Evans)
99 Problems but ARich Ain't One (Anthony Richardson)
Lean With It, Brock With It (Brock Purdy, Brock Bowers)
For Whom the Dell Tolls (Tank Dell)
Darren Waller's Autotune (Darren Waller)

Colloquialisms & Puns

Sometimes player names fit right in with an old way of saying things.

Love Thy Nabers (Malik Nabers)
That's Ice Cole, Man (Keon Coleman)
Barkleying Up the Wrong Tree (Saquon Barkley)
Saquon for the Team (Saquon Barkley)
It's Miller Time (Kendre Miller)
Geno Grigio (Geno Smith)
No Ketchup, Extra Mostert (Raheem Mostert)
Baby Back Gibbs (Jahmyr Gibbs)
A Worthy Competitor (Xavier Worthy)
Blood, Sweat, and Spears (Tyjae Spears)
This is Your Final Warren (Jaylen Warren)
Vintage Charbonnet (Zach Charbonnet)
I'm Tank'ing (Tank Dell)
Conner? I Hardly Know Her (James Conner)
Pacheco Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself (Isiah Pacheco)
CeeDeeCee Guidelines (CeeDee Lamb)
Charb Loading (Zach Charbonnet)
Olave's Air Yards (Chris Olave)
Skyy's the Limit (Skyy Moore)
Kittles & Pitts (George Kittle / Kyle Pitts)
Kmetted to Winning (Cole Kmet)
Ridley or Not, Here I Come (Calvin Ridley)
Kupp Half Full (Cooper Kupp)
Don't Kirk Me When I'm Down (Christian Kirk)
April Showers Bring Zay Flowers (Zay Flowers)
Lockett In (Tyler Lockett)
Mim's The Word (Marvin Mims)
Saturdays Are For The Boyds (Tyler Boyd)
Pukaboo! (Puka Nacua)
Bed, Bath, and Bijan (Bijan Robinson)
LaPorta Potty (Sam LaPorta)

Best Fantasy Football Team Names - NSFW Edition

We’ve heard your naughty little complaints. You wanted dirty fantasy team names? Well boy, did we deliver. D*ck jokes? Euphemisms? We got 'em.

Disclaimer: If you don’t understand these references, we won’t be elaborating. That probably means you’re too young to use the internet unsupervised (or too out of touch).

Here are of our favorite fantasy team names (NSFW edition):

Dontayvion Wicks out for Harambe
Big Nix Energy (Bo Nix)
Onlyfins.com (Dolphins)
Stroudy with a chance of Deep Ballz (C.J. Stroud)
One Tua many hits to the head (Tua Tagovailoa)
The Penix is mightier than the sword (Michael Penix Jr.)
Deshaunshank Redemption (Deshaun Watson)
I Married my Cousins (Kirk Cousins)
Sending Achane Letters (De'Von Achane)
Hock Tua (T.J. Hockenson, Tua Tagovailoa)
Pitt on that thang! (Kyle Pitts)
My team opens their Legettes (Xavier Legette)
She likes my Chubb (Nick Chubb)
Juwan’s Johnson (Juwan Johnson)
Do you like my Cameron Dicker
Purdy TDs (Brock Purdy)
Saquon Deez (Saquon Barkley)
Kmetted to deep balls (Cole Kmet)
Kmetted to TDs (Cole Kmet)
CeeDeez (CeeDee Lamb)
The Goff Goff 3000 (Jared Goff)
The Kupp Kupp 3000 (Cooper Kupp)
Tank Dells, 1 Kupp (Tank Dell, Cooper Kupp)
Your Mom loves my TE
Penetrating the hole
Less sacks more TDs
Reverse Cowboys
Under the table Handoffs
Finding end zones
Ask me about my Penix (Michael Penix Jr.)
Sex, Love, and Rock n Roll (Jordan Love)
Spit Keon that thang! (Keon Coleman)
I have a football fetish
I Maye score tonight (Drake Maye)
Itty bitty TD committee
Unsolicited Nix Pics (Bo Nix)
The Levis Tapes (Will Levis)
Brazilian Boutte Lift (would be so much more fun if Kayshon Boutte was good)
Nix in a box (Bo Nix)
Nabers think I’m selling dope (Malik Nabers)
Josh Jacobs Jingerheimer Schmidt
McConkey Kong (Ladd McConkey)
I love my Cousins Chubb (Kirk Cousins, Nick Chubb)
Need for Rashee (Rashee Rice)
Ceedeez Nuks (CeeDee Lamb and DeAndre Hopkins)
Turd Ferguson (Jake Ferguson)
Who shot BR? (Brian Robinson)
Likely Baked (Baker Mayfield)
50 Shades of Trey (Trey McBride)
Najee By Nature (Najee Harris)
Kamara Sutra (Alvin Kamara)
Unsolicited Dak Pics (Dak Prescott)
Morning Chubb (Nick Chubb)