It’s hard to keep up with all of the juicy storylines leading up to Sunday’s big game.

Luckily, I’ve been keeping my finger on the pulse so you can absolutely dominate the conversation at your Super Bowl party.

Here’s what you need to know before launching a hot take …

Super Bowl 60 Storylines

🥰 People are obsessed with Ann Michael Maye. I’m not sure if you heard, but Drake Maye and his lovely wife, Ann Michael, are middle school sweethearts. It’s basically a Disney movie come to life. He likes to throw a football, she likes to bake and teach Pilates. It’s all very relatable. I mean, Giselle never baked for us. I don’t even call her “Ann Michael” anymore. For me? She’s the First Lady of New England and the Queen of the North.

🎶 People are mad about Bad Bunny. Bad Bunny is the most popular artist in the world. He’s topped the Spotify charts in four of the past six years. He just won the Grammy for album of the year … but a lot of people are not happy that he’s performing the Super Bowl halftime show. I really hope the NFL learns its lesson here and next year finds an artist who is loved by every one of the 8 billion people on this planet. Be better, NFL.

BONUS: If you aren’t mad about Bad Bunny, check out Kendall and Cooterdoodle’s song predictions.

🧓 People are mad about the Hall of Fame. First, people were mad that Bill Belichick didn’t get into the Hall of Fame this year. Now, people are also mad that Robert Kraft did not get selected either. Previously, people were preparing to be mad that Kraft got in but not Belichick, so those individuals had to pivot their anger to a more general grudge against the voters.

What a mess. I hate that it’s distracting us from things that are actually important this week … like what gameday fit Ann Michael will be rocking Sunday.

🍋 🏈 Go Hard or Go Home!

The Super Bowl is here. The matchup is set: Seahawks vs. Patriots. And it’s time to GO HARD. The stakes are high with every snap. Whether you’re glued to the couch or pacing the room, Mike’s Hard Lemonade is right there with you. Cold. Hard. Refreshing. GO HARD. Grab a Mike’s. Nobody Makes Lemonade Like Mike.

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SB 60 Exotic Props

Speaking of gameday fits, what’s Cardi B wearing to the game Sunday? Cooterdoodle uncovered some of the most exotic props out there. Yes, including the color of the Gatorade.

Underdog Pick ‘Ems

Is Rhamondre Stevenson’s projection too low? Pete Overzet goes deep—shoutout Rasheed Shaheed and Kayshon Boutte—with his Underdog Pick ‘Em calls for the Super Bowl.

NFL Mock Draft

The No. 1 pick may be a foregone conclusion, but the rest of Round 1 has many possibilities. Matthew Freedman has a little shakeup at No. 3 and at other selections in his latest mock draft.

Ian Hartitz’s Five Things To Know For Super Bowl 60

Just 60 minutes of organized violence separate us from seven long, cold months of Sundays without the greatest sport ever invented. Let's celebrate football's national holiday with a look at how the Seahawks (-4.5) and Patriots match up in terms of:

• What quarterback is playing better at the moment?
• Which running back room is most likely to put on their Superman cape?
• Which offense's pass catchers have the better on-paper matchup?
• What special teams unit is most capable of swinging the game?
• Who wins Super Bowl 60?

As always: It's a great day to be great.

Which Offense's Pass Catchers Have The Better On-Paper Matchup?

Let's meet the contenders from Seattle first:

• Jaxon Smith-Njigba: Yards per route run is a fun stat because it takes our primary measurement of success (yards) with the largest actual sample size of opportunity (routes). How good was JSN in 2025? Well, his average of 3.68 yards per route run this past season is good for the third-best single-season mark of the last decade. He is in ELITE company.
• Rashid Shaheed: The return specialist has averaged just 21.7 receiving yards per game in 11 contests with the Seahawks, but the ex-Saint did haul in a b-e-a-utiful 51-yard bomb from Darnold in the NFC Championship, and OC Klint Kubiak has managed to at least scheme up some big plays for Shaheed as a rusher (10 carries for 91 yards).
• Cooper Kupp: Came up big in clutch third-down and late-game situations in the NFC Championship despite 2025 otherwise producing career-worst counting numbers.
• Jake Bobo: Had two catches for 20 scoreless yards in the regular season … and two catches for 34 yards and a TD in two playoff games.
• AJ Barner: He's a perfectly fine underneath TE target and the team's official tush push QB when the situation calls (The Barnyard?). Overall, Barner has picked up the first down on 10 of his 11 rush attempts this season—that 87.5% conversion rate is the highest mark among 59 qualified rushers, and it's not particularly close!
   

And for the Patriots:

• Stefon Diggs: ESPN has receiver scores that rank 110 wide receivers … and none other than Mr. Diggs finished first this season with a 92 score. Puka Nacua (90) and Jaxon Smith-Njigba (87) were the only other receivers over 80.
• Kayshon Boutte: Only Alec Pierce (11.9) averaged more yards per target (11.4) than the Patriots' field-stretching specialist this season. Boutte also oddly owns ace Texans CB Derek Stingley.
• Mack Hollins: The big-bodied hater of soup, shoes and cats returned from injury in the AFC Championship and promptly racked up a team-high 51 yards. Hollins joins Boutte as two of the game's more efficient field-stretchers: They're the only pass catchers to catch at least two-thirds of their targets this season with an average target depth over 12 yards.
• DeMario Douglas: The Patriots' shifty slot maven ranked fifth in yards after the catch per reception (7) in 2025.
• Kyle Williams: The speedy rookie turned 10 receptions into a whopping 209 yards during the regular season. Williams managed to clock two of Next-Gen Stats' top-18 fastest ball-carrier times despite his limited touches.
• Hunter Henry: Gained a career-high 768 yards in 2025, although Henry has totaled just 17 scoreless yards in his last two games after a big 3-64-1 performance against the Chargers in the Wild Card Round.
• Austin Hooper: Has caught just one pass in the playoffs despite still posting 59%, 34% and 41% snap rates. Hooper joins Jake Bobo as probably the most degenerate, yet technically possible, first TD bets out there.
   

As for the matchup at hand: It's tough all the way around! We are looking at the top two scoring defenses from 2025 after all.

While it's fair to say JSN could have a more difficult time than usual when lined up against Christian Gonzalez, we might not actually see that one-on-one matchup too often. Overall, Gonzo hasn't played more than six snaps in the slot all season long, while Smith-Njigba is coming off season-high marks inside (19) while also continuing to see plenty of work from the backfield. A similar sentiment is true for No. 1 Patriots WR Stefon Diggs, who spent nearly the same amount of time in the slot (365 snaps) as he did out wide (335) this season.

The one "weakness" of sorts for both defenses comes down to the performance against tight ends, but even then, we aren't exactly looking at anything too rough. Both the Seahawks (11th) and Patriots (13th) were below-average defenses in fantasy PPR points per game surrendered to the position, although none of their postseason opponents managed to exactly expose this on-paper flaw in an overly meaningful way.

Edge: Seahawks. It felt nice to give some love to the other guys here, but let's face it: Jaxon Smith-Njigba was arguably the single best pass catcher in the entire NFL this season, and he certainly clears the relatively low bar in this specific contest. There's a reason why JSN has the game's best MVP odds among any non-QB (+550).

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