
Paul Charchian is back with his weekly bidding advice on chopped players in Guillotine Leagues heading into Week 8.
Welcome to Week 8, Guillotine Leaguers!
I’m here every Tuesday offering waiver wire guidance to help you strategize your Guillotine Leagues™️ bidding.
It's only mid-October, so I know it feels premature to be discussing your "end-game" roster. For those new to the column, "end game" is my term for Championship-level players that can power your Guillotine team in December.
We're seven weeks into the season, and roster anxiety starts setting in for Guillotine Leagues™️ managers. You've survived seven often-stressful chops and you're starting fantasizing about how your roster will look in the late stages of the season.
At this time of year, people will see me at the car wash or the dog groomer and ask, "Charch, how many end-game players should I have at this point of the Guillotine season? Also, should I be worried about this lump on my elbow?"
If you're alive in December, you'll need all eight rosters spots to be filled with "end-game" players. It's impossible to have all eight already, so don't panic. If you're saving your FAAB, you'll be adding multiple end-game players in a single week, later in the year.
How many end-game players should you have at this point, Week 8? Ideally three or four. That's enough that you're getting dependable fantasy points every week, avoiding a preponderance of heartburn on Monday nights. But also, hopefully you haven't paid "end-game" prices for those guy.
Realistically, you've probably spent some money at this point. But I hope you're still sitting on at least $750 in remaining FAAB.
If you're under $500, you need to reign in your spending significantly and hope to survive a few weeks with cheap acquisitions. Down the road, you're going to need every dollar. And if you're under $500, I hope you've got multiple end-game players already on your roster.
As always, be sure to listen to the CHOP Podcast, for greater detail and conversation about the week's waiver wire decision.
Over the course of this story, you'll see a lot of specific bidding advice. Those values need to be weighed against the strength of your roster and your likelihood of survival. You can’t bid correctly if you don’t establish your level of desperation—hopefully very little.
If you have a short-term roster problem due to bye weeks or injury, your goal should be to solve the problem with a cheap replacement player to cover your roster for a few weeks.
If your roster has a long-term problem, you’ll need to be more aggressive to land a good replacement player who can sustain you for months.
There’s no single way to win a Guillotine League. But I can safely say, the clearest path to a Guillotine League championship is to hoard FAAB. Except for the truly desperate, each week, your goal is to conserve cash.
So, how much should you spend? Here’s a broad rule of thumb:
I hope you didn't need points from anyone other than Jahmyr Gibbs on Monday night. The two games on Monday night provided four of the 10 most-chopped players! Duds abounded, and heads were chopped. Side note, Gibbs is on a whole different planet from every other runner, even Bijan Robinson, his closest peer.
These are the caliber of guys who are popping up on “traditional/boring league” waiver wires, but you'll also want to consider for Guillotine Leagues usage. They're generally cheap and could provide short-term help.
CHI RB Kyle Monangai—Charch recommends $10
Is Ben Johnson developing Chicago's version of a Gibbs-Montgomery-style 1-2 punch? Kyle Monangai's 15 touches dramatically outpaces anything we've seen before now. D'Andre Swift is improving, so I don't expect to see Monangai take over the lead role, but like David Montgomery, he could turn into a spot Guillotine starter and a high-end handcuff. Monangai posted a career-high 39% rush share against the Saints last week, and he gets a favorable matchup with Baltimore this week. Remember Week 3, when Monty posted 164 yards against the Ravens?
NO RB Devin Neal–Charch recommends $1
Sadly, Kendre Miller's season is over, just as he was starting to look like the best runner in New Orleans. Enter Devin Neal as the primary backup to Alvin Kamara … and future starter? I'm not shoveling dirt on Kamara's grave, but he doesn't look like the same guy. Kamara hasn't topped 70 rushing yards this year. He hasn't scored since Week 1. Over the past five weeks, Kamara is averaging a horrific 3.2 yards per carry and ranks 29th in yards after contact. Also disappointing, his receiving has withered, averaging just 18 receiving yards per game. Enter Neal, a shifty, elusive runner with terrific footwork. And he can catch. If you've got the luxury of a free roster spot, Neal's got long-term upside.
KC RB Brashard Smith—Charch recommends $5
Thanks to a Kareem Hunt injury and a blowout win, Brashard Smith is coming off career highs in every category. Even if Hunt is able to return (take your time, Kareem!), he's been disappointing, and Smith might be ready for extended play. Smith has the best hands of any Chiefs runner, and it was promising to see his 5 receptions on 5 targets last week.
TB WR Tez Johnson—Charch recommends $20
With Evans' season-ending (hopefully not career-ending) injury on Monday night, Tez Johnson gets vaulted into a prime position for a massive uptick in usage. The 7th-round rookie has the build of damp Kleenex, but damn, he's fun. His touchdown on Monday showed you everything you need to know about Tez: He's a waterbug, with jukes, hops, speed and determination. He was pelted with 9 targets on Monday, proving that Baker Mayfield's got faith in the kid.
NE WR Kayshon Boutte—Charch recommends $5
Kayshon Boutte was almost certainly dropped after a lengthy dry spell between Weeks 3-5. But since then, he's posted 3 touchdowns and remains the Patriots' leading receiver in snaps and routes run, even over Stefon Diggs. Everyone wants a part of the Drake Maye passing offense, and Boutte is he most viable Patriot you could pick up. The Patriots just finished a three-game road stretch (3-0!) and will play three of the next four at home.
LAC TE Oronde Gadsden—Charch recommends $20
Congrats if you nabbed Gadsden before his breakout performance last Sunday, a 164-yard tour de force that will likely take years for him to equal. As a measure, Travis Kelce has topped 164 yards just three times in his 13-year career. Gadsden looks like a major factor in the Chargers offense, with a 67% route share over the past month. And he's got the fourth-longest ADOT among all tight ends, 8.2 yards. Averaging 4 yards of cushion and a healthy 5.3 yards after the catch makes Gadsden an appealing option. But be aware, specifically in Guillotine Leagues, there's danger here because Justin Herbert has an abundance of weapons and some games the ball simply won't go Gadsden's way. Even someone as talented as Ladd McConkey hasn't been a consistent producer in the Los Angeles offense.
CHI TE Colston Loveland—Charch recommends $0
Cole Kmet left last Sunday's game with a back injury. If that injury keeps him out of future games, it opens the door for Colston Loveland to get starters' minutes. Loveland has been a non-factor to this point because of a hip injury and a timeshare with Kmet (and to a degree, Luther Burden). The 10th-overall pick in the draft could finally get enough playing time to kickstart his career.
NO TE Juwan Johnson – Charch recommends $5
Reports of Johnson's demise (including by me) may have been premature. Yes, the return to health of Foster Moreau and Taysom Hill is a concern. But Johnson is simply a much better receiver than those guys, and he remains a key part of the Saints offense. He labored with an ankle injury for a couple weeks, but finally healthy last week, he posted an impressive 76-yard effort. Johnson saw a 24% target share last week, his best in a month.