Each week, Cooterdoodle will be breaking down all the pain and punishment that transpires in our very own BWW Punishment Eliminator League. 

18 will enter, but 17 will leave with their tails between their legs as they are forced to face a season-ending punishment.

BWW Punishment Eliminator League

We’re moving on to Week 4, but wait! The punishment gods have spoken! Today we’ll have a full recap of:

• One Less Headache
• The carnage: Week 3 results
• Week 3’s Proof of Punishment (PP)
• On to Week 4: “MEOW”

If you’re new here, be sure to read a full breakdown of our 18-team best ball elimination league and last week’s recap.

But the rules are fairly simple: SURVIVE or face the consequences (read: the Punishment Generator).

One Less Headache

No, no, no. I’m not talking about the loser here. No one from our league is a headache.

But one of the worst parts of redraft leagues is that never in a million years would you have known to start De’Von Achane in Week 3. Leaving 50-plus points on your bench is the kind of pain that no amount of Ibuprofen could erase.

Imagine witnessing two rushing TDs and two receiving TDs. From the same player. During the same game! On your bench!!

Well, some of you don’t have to imagine. You lived it.

But our weekly high scorer this week never had to sweat a damn thing. Achane moved seamlessly into their starting lineup, because thems the best ball rules, baby!

So congrats on not having to stress anything and scoring more points than I could ever imagine, Jake. Nice. Cool. So happy for you.

Week 3 Results

Last week, I called dibs on branding myself as the official Fantasy Life ‘Underdog’.

Did I jinx myself just a bit? Because my team certainly performed like an underdog in Week 3. We fell down the ranks a bit, but I’m not too worried about it.

As long as we can avoid eliminations, we’re up, boys!! Even if technically speaking…we're down.

Here are our Week 3 results with some added context to highlight our weekly risers and fallers.

Jeez…The list is shrinking, isn’t it? With each passing week, we inch closer to finding a victor, but I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I’m starting to sweat.

For now, 15 of us have dodged elimination. And because of that, we’re exempt from a spicy punishment. But of course, someone does have to pay the price.

They always pay.

He’s Not Okay

Alexa, play My Chemical Romance because Jonathan is not okay (I promise). But as a third-party observer with absolutely no personal interest in the matter: better you than me!

In theory, this wasn’t totally Jonathan’s fault. When injuries end up forcing Tyler Allgeier, Wan’Dale Robinson, and Jonnu Smith into your best ball starting lineup, it’s probably just not meant to be.

And as we already know, the dreaded eliminator is waiting in the wings to come for us all…

Proof of Punishment (PP)

It’s finally time for what you’ve all been waiting for: the big PP reveal.

The Punishment Generator results were rolled out prior to Week 3 and revealed that the loser would have to binge-watch a show of the highest scorer’s choosing and live-tweet the entire event.

With 184.74 points, the winner was clearly Jake Trowbridge in Week 3. And while he could've made this really hard on the loser, Jake showed mercy and did his best to make the punishment somewhat pain-free, at least as far as logistics go.

While Blockbuster is still waiting for Jonathan’s call to come through, we get to watch the full breakdown here. And you don’t even need your mom’s Netflix password:

In all seriousness, we’re sorry to see Jonathan go. But we march on!

Nitty Gritty Breakdown:

• Teams remaining: 15
• Teams eliminated: Marcas, Freedman, & Jonathan
• Punishment on Deck: MEOW

With Jonathan’s departure, we’re on to a new beginning. And unfortunately, we're faced with another few days of sweating it out while we await the fresh agony of the upcoming Week 4 results.

On to Week 4

I don’t want to brag or anything, but all the women are still standing. As for the survivors: One more down, and 14 eliminations to go.

How punishments are decided:

• Generate a random punishment with our Punishment Generator
• Announce the punishment to the league prior to kickoff
• Boot the loser from the league once the games have concluded
• Collect Proof of Punishment (PP)
• Expose everything on FantasyLife.com

We won’t know who has to pay the price until all the Week 4 games conclude on Monday night, but we do know that someone is going to have to get their little thumbs ready for some cat-astrophic tweeting, because the Punishment Generator has spoken.

Drumroll, please…

That’s right, the team with the lowest score from Week 4 will have to sneak the word “meow” into daily conversations (read: tweets). For the sake of content generation, we’ve altered the rules a bit to allow the loser to sneak some kitty cat puns into their tweets.

But for meow, you can stay tuned for an update next week after the loser submits their Proof of Punishment (PP), and we kick them from the league.

If this sounds like a fun league format to you sickos, you don't have to feel left out. You can make your own punishment eliminator league!

Don't be shy, it's easy to create some fun (maybe not so fun for the loser) punishments. Whether it’s an end-of-season last-place punishment or a weekly side bet, we’ve got you covered. Just input your settings, generate, and let fate decide!

You can check out Fantasy Life's Punishment Generator for FREE here!