Bet the New York Giants? Are You Serious? In Week 2, Yes
In today's Betting Life Newsletter, presented by Guillotine Leagues, Week 2 is the time to bet on the New York Giants, chart a new path, and more.
In today's Betting Life Newsletter, presented by Guillotine Leagues:
WHY SO UNSERIOUS? It’s Taco Tuesday as I write this, hoping to help you build some wins on Wednesday. This new introductory segment comes as inspiration from our very own Oracle—always an informative follow, this time Matthew Freedman really switched my light on. Not sure exactly where it might lead us (other than clumps of hair on the floor), but if we can identify the most unserious coaching staffs—it just may help inform future decisions.
We’ve all been there … sweating one bet or another when it happens. Something so insanely far outside the realm of rational coaching that we nearly knock ourselves silly with a palm-smack to the forehead.
Down 16, Washington manufactures an exciting late third-quarter touchdown drive when Dan Quinn goes full boomer-brain—and kicks the PAT. What?!?! I’m not the most aggressive in the room when it comes to going for it but jeez man, live a little.
Antonio Pierce, my man, come on. After a great punt return from Tre Tucker, behind 6 points with seven minutes remaining the game, the Raiders inconceivably punt on 4th and 1 from the Chargers 43. Oh no…
With Dallas up 17 points off a stopped clock with just 4 seconds left in the half, Mike McCarthy inexplicably allows the play clock to expire … WITH THE KICKING UNIT ON THE FIELD. Sure, 66 yards is a massive field goal—but Aubrey made it easily as the flag bounced off the ground. Sheesh.
Cleveland’s Kevin Stefanski tries to draw the Cowboys offsides on 4th-and-7 in the first quarter. Even if they succeed it only gets 5 yards—they’d still need to convert a first down. They predictably did not bait the Cowboys, and eventually, the Browns burned a timeout. Sigh.
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What else is in today’s newsletter?
- Look Into My Crystal Ball
- Tuesday Night Charts
Look Into My Crystal Ball 🔮—Giants Among Men
Ah, Week 2, the NFL’s annual buy-low bonanza—where everyone competes over the biggest overreaction to the very last thing they saw. I’ll admit even as a seasoned trader I’m holding my nose for this one … but I’m betting on the Giants’ offense (do NOT call the authorities, I’m OK).
For better or worse, we’re setting up against the leakiest defensive unit in the NFL. After not doing much to improve off a disastrous 2023 campaign, so far Washington’s 2024 defense already ranks 30th or worse in:
- Points Allowed Per Game (37.0)
- Defensive EPA/Play (-0.28)
- Average Drive Distance (44.8 yards)
- Time Of Possession Per Drive (3:44)
- Opponent’s Drive Success Rate (77.8%)
- Defensive EPA/Dropback (-0.76)
- Opposing Passer Rating (146.4)
- Completion Percentage Allowed (80.0%)
- Passing Yards Per Game (280.0)
- +20-Yard Completions Allowed (4)
- Passing TDs (4)
No misframing here, people. We can go back through last year if you want and Washington’s still DEAD LAST in every macro stat that matters—like points per game…
… yards allowed per game …
…and opposing scoring drive success rate.
In fact, the Commanders allowed an average of 34.1 points across their last 9 regular-season games, with a minimum of 27. So if the Giants can’t make it here, they can’t make it anywhere—in what would surely be the first true sign it’s time to move on from Daniel Jones.
THE BET: NY Giants Over 20.5 Points (-120)
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Tuesday Night Charts—🏈📊
Each Tuesday (during my only chance to catch a mid-week breath) I’ll be presenting the league through the lens of a single image, and it'll appear here on Wednesday.
While no one picture or stat can truly shoulder such a load, learning to take the temperature of each team’s offensive and defensive expected points added (EPA) will sharpen your game—this per-play metric that defines the value of each play by the effect it has on the offense's likelihood to score. It provides an analytically dense, perspective-laden snapshot that is absolutely worth familiarizing yourself with.
NOTE: Positive EPA is ideal on both sides of the ball—so in this specific case below, the closer to the upper-right corner, the better a team’s combined performance on both sides of the ball.
THE GOOD:
NO—A good piece of this may wind up based on putrid Panthers play, but the Saints certainly put the league on notice in that rout.
MIN—Same argument, but replace Panthers for Giants. Main takeaway? Sam Darnold could be good at football.
MIA—The Dolphins disappointed us in the scoring department, but showed well in both phases. They’ll be fine.
THE BAD:
DEN—Of all the “bad” teams so far, I have the most hope for the Broncos. Rookie QBs will always frustrate at times but the long-term needle is pointing up.
CLE—Things in Cleveland continue to spiral toward the septic tank … lucky for them a stout defense should keep them competitive.
LV—Who would’ve guessed quarterback play matters so much in the NFL? Gardner Minshew played an efficient game but 4.5 air yards per attempt is unsustainable at this level.
THE UGLY:
NYG—Bad enough to compel disgruntled fans to wait by the player exit and heckle them. Yikes.
CAR—One more game like Sunday and harsh as it may seem, the Bryce Young experiment could be a wrap.
BONUS CHART! Team Yard Differential
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