
Ian Hartitz identifies the close calls, near misses, and plays nullified by penalties, all in the Week 13 Sheesh Report, presented by Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Ian Hartitz …
Week 13 has come and gone. We saw 16 NFL games that brought joy, laughs, and tears to football fans and, of course, fantasy football faithful.
Today, we’ll focus on the latter sadness and break down just how close some came to achieving fantasy football glory. Critics might call this unnecessary cruelty, while supporters could claim it helps with understanding the full context of what exactly happened last week.
Either way: Welcome to the Sheesh Report.
What follows is a breakdown of all the tilting, near-miss moments from last week that left fantasy managers and fans alike saying, "Sheesh!" I’ve watched hours of film and combed play-by-play data to help determine instances when:Let's kick things off with an example of the boxscore not always matching what actually went down on the field …
The Jaguars' stud rookie receiver has been pretty much the only bright spot for Duval County this season. Last Sunday was no exception, as Thomas racked up 87 total yards and a TD on 5 touches.
Here's the thing: The performance could've, should've, would've been SO much bigger with simply *two* more accurate downfield passes.
The 2024 NFL Draft's 23rd overall pick has certainly looked the part of an alpha No. 1 WR during the bulk of his professional debut season. Here's to hoping a new-and-improved coaching staff and offensive line help lead to more consistent boxscore success in 2025 and beyond.
While no receiver had more yards left on the field than Thomas in Week 13, he wasn't the only one to miss out on quite a few fantasy points.
We can help quantify sheeshy missed downfield opportunities using "unrealized air yards," which are derived by subtracting yards after the catch from every player’s receiving yards total before taking the difference with total air yards to pinpoint exactly how much opportunity through the air (not including potential YAC) a player failed to come down with for one reason or another.
We're essentially measuring the total distance of everyone's incomplete targets. A high number indicates a player had lots of fantasy-friendly opportunities, but didn't capitalize on them for one reason or another. Cool? Cool.
ANYWAY: 15 players racked up at least 89 unrealized air yards in Week 13:
Yes: I made a ridiculously arbitrary 89-yard cutoff here to purely make sure Wilson was included.
Also yes: It was a warranted decision. The man was a few better balls away from putting together an absolutely massive afternoon at the office!
Of course, sometimes these unrealized air yards were far more the fault of the WR than the QB.
While drops are a somewhat subjective stat, you know one when you see one.
Like Vikings RB Aaron Jones, who failed to haul in this b-e-a-utiful pass from Sam Darnold on what *should* have been a 13-yard TD.
However, I refuse to call the below near-miss Adam Thielen 8-yard TD a drop. The man sure seemed to establish possession and get a knee down inbounds, and yet the officials refused to change the call on the field. How? I have no idea.
Otherwise, I'm inclined to put some blame on the likes of Colts WR Adonai Mitchell (sheesh) and TE Kylen Granson (sheesh) for making the Colts' last drive much harder than it needed to be, as well as Ravens TE Mark Andrews and WR Nelson Agholor for both dropping 3rd-down dimes that would have set the offense up inside the 5-yard line.
Sheeshy stuff indeed—almost as bad as when a missed TD was more so the QB's fault.
I looked at every incomplete pass that was thrown at least 10 yards downfield and/or into the end zone to get an idea of who just missed out on some big plays last week—and there were quite a few instances that stuck out:
This category was certainly a bit subjective—our next one not so much.
Getting all the way to the 1-yard line but failing to score a TD is objectively a sheeshy feeling—particularly when fantasy managers are forced to watch someone else vulture away the score that was SO CLOSE to belonging to them.
Here’s the full list of Week 13’s players who managed to get the football within three feet of the goal line, but not quite across the plane, and ultimately didn’t score later on the same drive:
Pretty much the only thing more sheeshy than this is when the player actually does score a TD … only for the points to come right back off the scoreboard.
TDs usually get nullified by a penalty for a good reason, but that doesn’t make the rollercoaster of adrenaline any less sheeshful for fantasy managers to deal with.
Additionally, Jets WR Davante Adams (42), Giants WR Malik Nabers (29), Seahawks RB Kenneth Walker (27), Dolphins RB Raheem Mostert (26), Bears WR DJ Moore (21), Broncos RB Jaleel McLaughlin (16), Cardinals RB James Conner (15), and Texans WR Nico Collins (15) all had explosive plays nullified for one reason or another.
Let's keep the sheeshy vibes going with more ref-aided near-miss moments!
Defensive pass interferences can be finicky and don’t always occur in instances when the targeted receiver would have FOR SURE made the catch.
That said: They are very annoying for fantasy managers to deal with when the result could’ve, should’ve, would’ve been a chunk gain—and maybe even a TD.
Overall, eight players gained at least 20 yards courtesy of DPI penalties in Week 13:
Jefferson now has 154 such yards on the season. Only Commanders WR Noah Brown (158) has more. Third place? Darnell Mooney at … 80. Sheesh.
Our last category of sheesh centers around determining which QBs perhaps deserve some slack for their on-paper turnovers …
From pressure, to a bad route, to an essential arm punt on 3rd and forever: There are quite a few reasons why any given interception might not necessarily be the QB's fault, even if that context isn't provided in the boxscore.
Good news for you, a scholar: Our Fantasy Life Sheesh Experts (just me, actually) have looked closely at each and every interception thrown in Week 13 to get an idea of which QBs probably deserve a bit of slack despite technically committing a turnover.
Specifically:
I think I speak for all of us when I say for one last time: Sheesh.
Thanks for stopping by. We're on to Week 14.