š° Justin Jefferson Got PAID
$140 million? In this economy?
The only person happier than Vikings fans today? CeeDee Lambā¦
In todayās Fantasy Life Newsletter presented by VantagePoint:
Justin Jefferson just became a VERY rich man
Giants TE Darren Waller is reportedly expected to retire
What Now? Be a Glutton for Punishment
Itās 6/4. Take it away, Ian Hartitzā¦
Most peopleās answer for the single-best WR in the NFL got a BAG on Monday morning: Vikings WR Justin Jefferson signed a four-year, $140 million extension that includes $110 million guaranteed ā making him the highest-paid non-QB ā¦ ever!
And deservingly so. The all-time leader at the position in career PPR points per game (19.6), even Jason Pierre-Paul doesnāt need more than one hand to count the number of WRs more productive than Jefferson since he entered the league:
Jefferson among all WRs with 100+ targets in 2020-2023:
PFF receiving grade: 93.4 (No. 3)
PPR points per game: 19.6 (No. 3)
Yards per route run: 2.67 (No. 2)
Yards per reception: 15.1 (No. 10)
Receptions: 392 (No. 5)
Receiving yards: 5,899 (No. 2)
Receiving TDs: 30 (tied for No. 10)
You can read more on Jeffersonās fantasy outlook in our Vikings Team Preview, but spoiler alert: Fantasy Lifeās consensus WR5 is locked in as his usual upside WR1 self despite the potential for No. 10 overall pick J.J. McCarthy and/or Sam Darnold to make life a bit tough in 2024. After all, just five of 41 No. 1 WRs with a full-time starting rookie QB went on to post top-12 PPR numbers since 2010, and, you know, Sam Darnold.
Hereās to hoping the JJ-to-JJ connection proves fruitful in fantasy land before too long. Itās not like Jefferson needs pristine accuracy in order to make big plays anyway.
Speaking of news that isnāt all that surprisingā¦
š¤ Giants TE Darren Waller tentatively expected to retire.
ESPNās Jordan Raanan said it āwould be a pleasant surprise if he decided otherwise.ā Itās unclear if Waller will make the announcement via another ā¦ interesting music video.
While many (okay, at least me) still have a rather bad taste in our mouths from drafting Waller WAY to often in 2023 fantasy drafts, letās not forget the man overcame a LOT to reach the heights he did ā all the credit in the world to the two-time top-three fantasy TE for scoring more PPR points than anyone not named Travis Kelce during the 2019 and 2020 seasons.
The Giants will likely turn to a committee approach in Wallerās absence. Itād be pretty cool if rookieĀ athletic FREAKĀ Theo Johnson manages to carve out something resembling a full-time pass-down role, but betting on rookie fourth-round TEs seldom works out in fantasy land, and the more likely scenario is the Penn State product rotates with guys like Daniel Bellinger, Jack Stoll and Chris Manhertz.
The real story here: How many targets is Malik Nabers about to get? Well, Fantasy Life Projections have the explosive No. 6 overall pick earning a whopping 131 pass-game opportunities in year one ā not too shabby for the WR20 in early Underdog ADP.
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šĀ RIP to legendary Cowboys OL Larry Allen.Ā The teamās statement and one of the best highlights youāll ever see.
š»Ā All the notes you need on Chicagoās new offense.Ā Theyāre ready to take over the NFC North.Ā
šĀ The 49ers added to their TE room.Ā 32 years young.
šĀ This RB expects to be used like CMC this year.Ā The new head coach gets it.
š¦Ā Greg Dortch propaganda?Ā Greg Dortch propaganda.
š° The NBA Finals are going to be wild.Ā Hereās how to cash in on all the action.
š¤£Ā Mac Jones is embracing his newfound role as the goofy backup QB.Ā Still doesnāt have anything on Jameis.
šĀ Anthony Richardson weighs how much?!Ā Maybe now the Injury Gods will chill out.
š¤Ā Can you guess who has scored the most TDs since 2015?Ā 93 trips to the end zone!
It may still be the offseason, but we're always plugged in. Cooterdoodle is here to keep our minds in check by asking the age-old, evergreen question: āWhat Now?ā
š„Ā What Now? Be a Glutton for Punishment
Unless youāre somehow batting one thousand, youāre well aware that fantasy football is not always fun and games. But if youāre open to it, we can find some value in the darkest of moments.Ā
Hereās to finding pleasure in the pain!
š© Out of Commission
If youāre really looking to punish yourself, have you considered being a league commissioner?
Iām kidding! Well, kind of. Imagine the torture of trying to wrangle everyone into:
Agreeing on a draft date/time
Paying their dues
Setting their lineups weekly
Completing their punishments/side bets
Agreeing to approve trades
Sticking around year after year
Itās terrible. You should try it!
ā° People Don't Forget
The clock is ticking on this one. Because it doesnāt matter how avoidance-prone you are, people donāt forget.
Most leagues draft in August, which means youāre officially on a double-digit daily countdown to complete old punishments. And even if your league is too kind to hound you about it, Iām not.
So let me give it to you straight: Youāre ruining everything. A league is only as strong as its weakest link. If you agreed to a punishment, itās time to pay up ā¦ or I highly suggest your commissioner fill your spot with someone who stands by their word.
And if you donāt have league punishments, what are you waiting for?
š Comfort Zones Be Damned
I know your league has been doing things this way āforeverā, but that doesnāt mean you have to be stagnant. Variety is the spice of life, right?
Step out of your comfort zone and try something new.Ā
12-team league? Try 14
PPR? Try TE premium
Standard lineups? Try Superflex
Decrease bench size, Eliminator Leagues, Dynastyā¦
If thereās a rule for it, it can be changed. Come onnnn, try something harder.
š©¹ Open Old Wounds
Hereās another challenge for you. Try strolling down memory lane and opening the old drafting software.
Hindsight is 20/20, but an old draft can bring you to your knees.
Itās the gut punch that keeps on giving. Open the old wounds and soak in your:
Busts
Missed opportunities to snipe
Panic picks
And if youāre really kinky, check out your old trades. Because those always went the way you expected them to, right? RIGHT?
Sometimes the only way to get over something is to go right through it. Embrace the pain! Be a glutton for punishment.
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